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Superman's product of the century (so far):
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In an unexpected move, Hillary Clinton has terminated her entire campaign staff.
"She just felt that it was important to distance herself from everyone involved with the campaign as a preemptive strike against controversial statements that anyone might make" said former campaign spokesman Howard Wolfson.
Patti Solis Doyle, former campaign manager, said "This is really for the best. Now we will be able to say what we really think without it impacting the campaign."
Mark Penn, former Clinton strategist, and Evelyn Lieberman, former campaign chief operating officer, issued a joint statement, saying "We are declaring war on the politics of personal destruction. David Axelrod and his ilk will have to look elsewhere to engage in the perpetual racist slurs that they've been projecting at our campaign. They'll have to create their own straw persons now."
Former general counsel for the campaign Cheryl Mills was not available for comment.
Following the Clinton news, Barack Obama's campaign issued a similar statement.
Former Obama media consultant, David Axelrod, said "We had actually come to the conclusion for Mr. Obama to distance himself from his campaign staff before the Clinton campaign made their announcement. We were just not able to notify everyone that they were terminated in time to make this announcement before they made theirs."
"From this day forward, anything that David Plouffe, Robert Gibbs, William Daley or any other former adviser or consultant to this campaign who says anything that is controversial in any way, Mr. Obama categorically repudiates." Axelrod continued.
"Further, Mr. Obama will not be answering any questions about this staff restructuring today", he continued, "please direct any questions that you have about this to me", adding, "this campaign can no longer be about who digs up more skeletons on who, or who continues to make the fewest slip-ups on the campaign trail".
When asked about how he could take calls on campaign issues if he was no longer the campaign media consultant, Axelrod said "Look, just because we no longer have the title doesn't mean that we can't volunteer to continue to support the campaign. That's what those Clintonistas are doing and you know it. Don't think for a minute that we're going to allow those racist thugs to shuck and jive their way out of supporting their candidate to avoid personal responsibility. We're much better at it than they are."
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